Jesus, is that you?! Jesus was more peace on Earth and class than peace signs and flash...

I think, first and foremost, Jesus would have a far less gaudy and expensive sense of style...you know since charitable causes may interfere with purchasing $800 hats. That aside, let's peruse the other differences here. Love and Compassion: The Two Great Commandments: Love God with all your heart, soul, and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself (Matthew 22:37-39). This principle emphasizes love as the foundation of both spiritual and interpersonal relationships. Jeff: “You guys look dumb as fuck hiding behind the lie still." Jeff frequently curses at, degrades, and verbally abuses members who are on their end not even allowed to respectfully offer a dissenting opinion. Forgiveness: Jesus preached forgiveness for enemies and transgressors, emphasizing that holding onto resentment hurts ourselves more than others (Matthew 6:14-15, Luke 6:27-38). Jeff: “Take a guy’s name and a guy’s pronoun or I will need to put someone else in charge of sales who does respect my work.” Jeff regularly terminates, blocks, and slanders anyone who challenges his teachings or fails to abide by his every demand, even regarding their own personal autonomy. Golden Rule: "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them" (Matthew 7:12). This rule encourages treating others with respect and kindness, as we ourselves would like to be treated. Jeff: “You are my student. You do not school me. You should shut the fuck up and listen.” Jeff yells and degrades those who even so much as disagree with him. Humility and Service: Rejection of Pride and Power: Jesus challenged societal power structures and embraced humility, teaching that the greatest are those who serve others (Mark 10:43-45). Jeff: “Twin Flames Universe is valued at more than a million dollars…closer to two million dollars.” "These are my Porshe sunglasses. I only wear these in the Porsche." Jeff boasts frequently about his wealth and has praised individuals sleeping on the floor so that they can afford to pay for his services. Helping the Vulnerable: Jesus prioritized helping the poor, marginalized, and sick, calling for compassion and justice for those in need (Matthew 25:31-46). Jeff: “Show up at his motherf**king door, bust it down. Show up every day at his house and drag him over to yours. Start grabbing his stuff and putting it in your house. That’s what he wants!” Jeff financially exploits others. He encourages members to harass and stalk other people. Inner Transformation: Jesus taught about the importance of seeking God's will, practicing righteousness, and cultivating qualities like faith, hope, and love (Matthew 5-7). Jeff: “He’s a gamer dude. You’re a hot girl. Be like, ‘What’s up, I’m taking a class, so I can get laid. Wanna come over?" Jeff encourageous members to do things that are uncomfortable, unethical, and unrighteous. Other Important Teachings: Importance of Family: While challenging societal norms, Jesus affirmed the value of family bonds and relationships (Mark 3:31-35). Jeff encourageous members to alienate family members, friends, and loved ones. He discourages relationships with anyone whom isn't also a paying member. BUT, Jeff can supposedly cure cancer, so...🤷‍♀️...